Sunday, August 21, 2011

Cow News

In yet another daring act of bravery being ignored by the mainstream media in America,

An animal charity has rescued a bullock in South Ayrshire which got its head stuck in a ladder.

Members of the public called the Scottish SPCA after spotting the bewildered beast in a field beside the Troon to Barassie road last month.

An inspector contacted the farmer who owned the Belgian Blue bullock and helped return it to the herd unharmed.

Am I really the only one who cares more about this than the question of whether or not Rick Perry eats a corn dog like a homosexual, which is of such crucial importance as to be pushed to the forefront our national conciousness?

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